“Glen Keane,” you scoff, “Disney veteran artist and executive Glen Keane, a disturbing foot fetishist? Surely you’re just looking to slander a kindly old man.” Well I didn’t say he was disturbing. Dan Schneider is disturbing. Quentin Tarantino less so. Glen Keane just has, shall we say, a personal favorite when it comes to designing characters’ footwear.
You know, commando.
First, a little history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Keane
Read all that? Good, whatever. Note there’s a whole table column devoted to the characters he designed. First we’ll look at Princess Elionwy from The Black Cauldron, oddly enough.
No, she’s not barefoot at any point in the film, but she is in the book. And, as legend goes, that’s how Glen Keane wanted to portray her initially.
A more glaring example is, of course, Princess Ariel.
Okay, yes, feet is kind of a focal point of the film. So Glen Keane having designed her (wearing shoes most of the time, mind you) really doesn’t prove much.
But come on! That’s a pretty detailed foot right there! No non-foot-loving guy is going to detail a cartoon’s foot that well!
Before we move on, I think Ariel’s lipstick is kind of awesome. It doesn’t smear at all when she’s underwater. But I digress.
Know who else Glen Keane designed?
Yes, Aladdin. Okay, fine, barefoot poverty and all, but again, come on! Willing suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
Unlike Ariel, there’s not really any foot scenes to speak of. I guess the pedicure the genie gives him during “Never Had A Friend Like Me,” maybe? Meh.
Now this begs the question: Is Glen Keane bisexual? To which I say, “None of your business, none of mine. Maybe I’m wrong and he just likes the barefoot aesthetic.”
Case in point, Pocahontas is barefoot but has no decent shots of her feet to really support my claims. Still, I question why she doesn’t wear moccasins. You know, because she’s not a mermaid who turned into a human and just discovered her feet. Or a barefoot street urchin. Or…
Tarzan, my man! The dude surfs with his feet. Aside from being impossible, it’s really cool. Yes, he’s only wearing a loincloth, but clearly Glen Keane put a lot of love into this film.
A lot of love.
A lot a lot.
Okay, that’s enough love!
He designed Tarzan, sure, but I’m guessing that as Supervising Animator he got say in how Jane should be presented. So yeah.
The last feature-length film Glen Keane had a designer credit on was Rapunzel, and…
Yeah, she might be a captive princess, but Rapunzel has no reason to be barefoot. Aside from the “Glen Keane has a foot fetish” theory. Oh, Flynn/Eugene loses a boot briefly at one point.
So let’s review: Ariel, Aladdin, Pocahontas, Tarzan, and Rapunzel were all designed by Glen Keane, and all of them are barefoot.
Does that make him a bad person? No, of course not. We don’t get to choose what we like, and as long as that “what” isn’t harmful to others, I think it’s okay to incorporate it.
The only bad person is Dan Schneider for being a creepy creep creeper.