There are about six recurring characters on the cartoon series “We Bare Bears,” all with different kinds of insecurities. I see the show as an inner-doubt showcase, displaying its characters in a modern setting, potentially as a means to address the issues the cast frequently display, with the audience noting them on a personal level. A kindred sense of self-worthlessness.
The show features three bears living in San Francisco, a college girl, a meme sensation koala, and a Sasquatch. So that first paragraph is unduly pretentious. I’ve had a concept of the six characters falling into some kind of insecurity grid, but it’s taken me months to figure it out: The Breakfast Club.
I most often use The Breakfast Club to compare series that feature groups of five characters. Let’s pretend the above Kevin Keller cover featured Betty, not Kevin. Reggie would stay Bender, because duh. Veronica would make way more sense as socialite Claire, not goth Allison, which obviously belongs to Betty. Archie would be Andy because he’s got a vision of justice and has been on every sports team ever. Finally, Jughead would be brainy Brian, who ends up with no one by the end of the film. (I would love to see Mr. Weatherbee ask Reggie to hit him.)
See? I’ve applied it elsewhere. Like comparing The Breakfast Club with the emotions of Inside Out.
But this time, I’ve gone a different route. I used the classic film to test my theory of “All characters can be a jock, nerd, or goth.” I call it the “Not A Good Name Theory.” Here’s the haps: The five main characters in The Breakfast Club can fall into one of three categories.
Jock: After comparing all five with one another, it seemed that conceptually, Andy and Bender were essentially the same, just Light vs. Dark. Both crave attention through speech and action, but Andy is Mr. Justice and Bender is King Villain. The jock’s insecurity, it seems, would be the attention of physical beings. Bender lashes out, Andy acts the hero. (Also whatever personal details they reveal in the film.)
Nerd: There’s a timidness to the nerd, but it’s not like they can’t function. Brian and Claire live in this section. Brian goes out of his way to be nice to the custodian, follows the rules, whatever else I missed. He also feels validated through grades, essentially numbers that seldom matter. Claire’s the social butterfly, so all eyes are on her. She herself (unlike other cliches of her ilk) is not cruel or a high-roller. She has to maintain an appearance for her and her family’s sake. Both do show tendencies to be pushed too far, but overall live in the more modest range of public emotions. The insecurity here is the unseen people; Claire’s social norms reflect her family and school life, Brian is nice to everyone to feel validated and keeps his emotions in too long before he bursts.
Goth: Not “Goth” per se, but it felt it was easily recognizable and matched the 4-letter word theme. Allison is quiet quite often, but gradually speaks as the film progresses. She’s usually off doing her own thing, like using her dandruff for art. When she tries to talk to the others, she comes off as bizarre and unnatural, constantly creating symptoms for herself. She’s something in between the jock and nerd. The goth can have boldness and confidence, but lacks continual invested interest to be noticed, like a jumpscare. The goth also has the shyness of the nerd and the typical high level of artistic talent, but inherently frightens people away, due to nature or appearance. The insecurity (the main one, at least) is an antisocial nature, but trying to blend in with people your loved ones like. Allison starts to like the Breakfast Club, but she gets hurt because she can’t act normally around others.
Back to the bears. SO! As there are six characters (not including Chloe’s parents or background characters), we’ll sort the cast into two and two and two.
Jock: The insecurity is “the attention of physical beings.” Well, Grizz is always craving the approval of others and the need to feel cool. He’s the first to speak out between the three bears, and his attention-seeking is a little too high-decibel for some. Meanwhile, internet star Nom Nom is rude, boisterous, and smarmy. But he breaks down if he loses or if his fans desert him. There, it’s based on a monetary need, but it’s reflected in his personality and actions, like putting others in danger to be noticed.
Nerd: The insecurity is “the unseen people.” Panda is almost always looking at his social media websites, craving attention from large numbers. He does create images and people do enjoy them, but he doesn’t really do it out of passion for photography. While he is soft-spoken, Panda will hold emotions in until something turns sour. Chloe, still in college, has both the grade-seeking and the fear of peers, such as when her ringtone is mocked. She’s pleasant to everyone, but sometimes displays a defeatist attitude or overcompensation.
Goth: The insecurity is “an antisocial nature, but trying to blend in.” Ice Bear speaks softly, seldom as an adult and never as a child, stemming from developmental issues, perhaps. He prefers being alone, but genuinely wants to interact with his loved ones, even if they clash on matters of taste. He takes things too literally, obsesses over personal interests, and seems to be the only bear to hold a grudge. He’s also super-talented, but all of this boils down to “He can’t interact with most people and is particular in general.” Charlie the Sasquatch is the opposite of Ice Bear, however. He’s very outspoken, but doesn’t want attention from humans. His main goth factor is shying away from others and awkward interactions, like being a poor winner at basketball and interacting with a snake. He also frightens people (despite not looking that bizarre compared to the bears), scaring off people based on appearance (and nature, for the bears at least.)
What the heck does the title mean? Is it that they are “bare bears,” that their emotions and insecurities have made visible for all the world to see? That. Let’s go with that.